Wrong. That would take only a few hours, even for an MMO.

The object isn’t to play through the game, it’s just to see most of it in as fast a time as possible to make sure that little Johnny suddenly isn’t rocking with a prostitute in the Hot Coffee Cafe in an unseemly way.

Games are an entertainment medium. Just like movies have ratings, the more games go mainstream, the more they’ll be in the public and political eye. The main argument here is parents should be the ones deciding. Well, it’s tough to decide if there isn’t a standard making things clear.

If you had a dedicated tester doing nothing but one MMO for 40 hours a week, you could probably get through to the endgame in any title in about 6-7 weeks. At the rate new MMOs release, this isn’t terrible.

That’s not the real problem though. To me, the actual problems are two-fold:

1) The game always changes. You can’t continue slapping labels on a box each time the game changes enough to compel a new rating.
2) No rating can account for other players. PEOPLE can drive the rating from T to AO in a heartbeat.

There’s only so much a company can be held accountable for in MMOs. Other genres have less an issue but really any of them that has an online component can run into the above two issues. Not sure any rating system can get around that problem. All it takes is for one parent to watch their kid in a T-rated MMO and witness some antics from an asshat to be calling Leiberman or Clinton looking for blood.

I don?t see why there?s such a big problem with this. Couldn?t they have a disclamer or something?

It’s not really a problem until ESRB ratings are an absolute requirement, as defined by needing to be there to be on a store shelf. Right now I think it’s still fairly voluntary, both at retail and in development.

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Distribution might be a problem, but I’m sure there’s a way around it. Maybe have people distributing games put a sign up about the ratings with this on it? (I realise that slips inside the games would be unsuitable though, nobody would see it until they’d actually opened the game, at which point the warning would probably be pointless.

And I also wish parent’s would stop whinning when THEY buy (or let their kid’s buy) video games they wouldn’t want them to have because THEY are too lazy to learn anything about the game. It’s not a ratings problem… its a parenting problem.

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