Happy New Year!
It’s the new year–2007. Time for all of us to mess up when we write dates down for the next month or three. Time to plan what new year’s resolutions we’ll be breaking. Time to begin anew and change your dastardly 2006 ways. This year’s date to watch out for the end times: July 7th. I hope the new year brings you joy, happiness, and at least a few great video games.

Did you pledge to quit smoking . . . Again?
Amen to the new video games! Happy New Year to you as well!
I plan to win the lottery on July 7. Or at least some sort of jackpot-type thing.