True Sosarian Stories, Part II

Welcome to the second installment of the continuation of my Old School UO Nostalgia series. Like the first follow-up post, this will contain a few fun stories about my adventures in Ultima Online, along with a song from the original and a screenshot of the upcoming Ultima Online: Kingdom Reborn. Enjoy your trip down the old road to great memories.

Today’s musical piece is from the wonderful city of Britain, where many a memory had its origins. Enjoy the music while you explore these stories about old school UO.

Occasionally, we’d find a relatively unoccupied enemy tower, and we would create a staircase out of crafted items (chairs, tables, or something, I don’t quite remember) to the top of the tower, then assault it from within or simply steal everything and go. Or I’d tame a dragon and have it fetch the items I could see on the inside of a house. Or I’d find a house built on a slight hill, and find the spot that would let you teleport underneath it with your head above the floor, where you could steal to your heart’s content.

There were also quite a few acts of piracy that yours truly participated in. You could unlock someone’s plank with a spell, hop aboard, kill them, and steal their key (and boat). We took all of our stolen boats and surrounded every landing area that existed on Buccaneer’s Den, then locked them and left them to prevent many people from getting on land. We went back for a regular patrol which involved killing the NPC merchants that dropped good, sellable stuff, as well as any people who happened to venture to the isle while we were gone. Basically, we owned Buc’s Den.

If we were feeling particularly naughty, we had a number of runes named “Britain” or “Home” (or sometimes unnamed, ready to dupe people with a new rune name) that were actually marked for a tiny little island we found on a boat. We’d go to Britain, steal someone’s “Britain” or “Home” rune (and all their others), and wait. Or perhaps we’d just go ahead and open a gate by the Britain bank and see who walked into it. More often than not, we’d find a poor bugger standing on the tiny little island with no way to get off. Even after we killed them. In retrospect, I apologize to all the GMs who had to rescue them.

Remember how you didn’t have to have a unique name? Uh oh. “Look, it’s the GM Blacksmith Lloyd, giving out free repairs on equipment at the Britain forge. Cool, here you go Lloyd, you made my uber armor and can definitely repair it to full. Wait. Lloyd? Where’d you go?! OMG someone just jacked all my stuff! :( ” Ah, profit.

And now for the screenshot of Ultima Online: Kingdom Reborn:

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