The Disclaimer (v.3.5)
Every year or two I tend to revise my original disclaimer and make it either funnier or, most of the time, a little longer. After noticing that I had not yet updated the Real Disclaimer portion with the fact that I work at 38 Studios (where I’ve been for over a year now… happy work anniversary to me), I decided it was time to update the rest of the disclaimer as well. So, in all its full glory, I give thee The Disclaimer. Enjoy, and don’t get mad at me or I’ll call you stupid.

First!
Oh yeah, can I be in the beta?
Ha! Thanks for the laugh