MMOs as Girlfriends: Lineage
She was intense. No, she was INTENSE! Your first experiences with her were just absolutely crazy. You had almost no idea what was going on, and couldn’t even understand whatever language it was she spoke. She was fun as hell for a few weeks, but her intensity never let up. Eventually, after getting tired of her coming after you with a longsword and shouting things in another language, it was time to move on and let her go.

Oh yeah, the exchange student in third period. Thanks but no thanks.
Never went out with Lineage but Lineage 2 was what we refer to in the business as “high maintenance”.
LOL BG – I don’t think you could describe Lineage any more accurately than this post. Well done! Though, “coming after you with a longsword “…
Vald