My Business Card
I made myself a new business card. I printed them out and brought them along with me to parts undisclosed and completely forgot to hand them out to anyone. I thought I’d share my card with someone. That someone is you. Yes, I know the phone number is smudged out.

Spoiler Alert: For those of you who can’t decode QR Codes by hand, it leads you here.

But Ryan, how will I call you at 4AM every night for the next several months?
Best of luck, sir. If I hear of anything, I’ll poke you.
Bruce
Spoiler Alert: For those of you who can’t decode QR Codes by hand, it leads you here.
Bruce: If you want to call me at 4AM every night, I’ll send you my phone number free of charge.